"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
4 and 12 are spot on.
Dad, if you see this, please read.
oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother.
2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.