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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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lameust:

humorlord:

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

Humor

 

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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amandajozeph:

-at family gathering-

Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art

Me: image

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fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

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jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

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